Oops me's sorry. (Henry)

Mommy and me's was going out for Ice cream after we's had played at park Mommy and I was still playing a bit, she's was running after me and I bumped into's a guy making him drop his coffee, me's loooked up. "Oops me's sorry." I says.

I was having a fin day indeed until my coffee was spilll all over me by a little girl, I told her it wasnt a problem then I took out a napkin that I would have usually used to clean my gun to wwipe the coffee off me.

I's nod and watch him and hear Mommy come up behind me. "Sir I'm so sor....You? Ok Not sorry." She said glaring ats the man.

"You again, oh what do you have against me lord to make me keep meeting this person."

"Really? Your really talking to a God that's not really?" I ask in disbelieve.

"The lord exist and whar do I have to do to stop meeting you, maybe go back to scotland?"

Maybe in your little fantasy world he does, but in the real world nope. And please do go back. New York will be a better place." I say.

"I really depise you."

"Whats that means?" Me's asked looking at the man.

"That means I dont like your mother who has a criminal record."

"Buts Mommy is nice." I say turning my head to one side.

"Nice now you really want me to read her record?"

"whats a record? like Cd record?" I ask not sure what he means.
Mommy was smirking.

"And you'll have to pay for that cup of coffee you spilled."

I look up at him with a sadden face and shank my head. "Me's got no money."
Mommy pulled out a wad of cash and handed him a five. "Hey you go." She said.

"Now if I could only get a restaining order against you."

I smirk "Why you got an urge to slap some hand cuffs on me? Kinky"

"No but I got a urge to ah nevermind."

"Say it. Unless your too much of a pussy to say it." I say pushing his buttons.